Friday, 30 July 2010
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know.... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
So, just exactly what is a BITCH?
B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a bitch.......
And say Thank You!